Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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