What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Mormons having fun.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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