- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

what do u call a black man a black man

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Dylan is gay

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

shauns beautiful

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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