your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

religion

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

jwe

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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