What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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