- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

<=3 penis

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

book 'em danno

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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