Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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The MLS

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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