I got shot once it hurt a lot

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Hey

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

brian mcgee is gay!

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Why did the

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Justin's hair

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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