- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What's funnier than 68 69

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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