you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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