whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Anyone??????????/

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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