One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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you lose.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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