- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Justin Beiber

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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