...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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E= McVagina

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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religion

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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