- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

book 'em danno

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

The Detroit Lions

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

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