- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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