- Anti Joke

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

what time is it? 3:16

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

How come grilled cheese?

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.