Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Religion.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Of course, first door on your left

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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