Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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who ever is reading this....

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Hillary Clinton

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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