- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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