What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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these are shit

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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