What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock knock Come in

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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what happens every day? People die

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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My parents have an open marriage.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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