Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

I can count to potato.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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