What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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