- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

butt sex

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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