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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

How come grilled cheese?

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

a horse walks into a blender ow

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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