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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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