What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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one day i went to bed

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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whats a willy? -brock

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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