- Anti Joke

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

A chicken walks into a barn.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

No thank you, I don't like violence

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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