- Anti Joke

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me