- Anti Joke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi