- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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