- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Flop dog

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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