- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

butt sex

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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