- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Whats 2+1? 2.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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