What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Breast cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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F? No k

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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