children burning

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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