Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Anti Joke

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