How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Health food.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Your biggest fan.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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