- Anti Joke

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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