- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

It smells like triangles in here.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

what do you call gingers ugly.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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