- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Women's rights

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Neither have I

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

And Stephen Hawking said.

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