Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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