A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

thumb_up thumb_down -11

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Hi what I lug you

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops