- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

This is not a joke

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

penus

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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