A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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are you gay does your mom know

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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