What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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