- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

The Game.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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