- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

The black man leaves the strip club.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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