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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What you reading? reading?

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Hey Shea

NEVER

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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