An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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The Game.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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