Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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