I was born.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Hi what I lug you

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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