once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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The WNBA

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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so... how about that airplane food

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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