- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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