Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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This joke is funny

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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oooh look a banshee

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