- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

... i forgot the joke :p

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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