What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

A man walks into a bar.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

girls basketball

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Mitt Romney penis

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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