Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

a blond girl walks into a bar

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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