Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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tee hee

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What black and has children A black man

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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