what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Women's rights

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A Fat Kenyan

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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