- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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