Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

xavier stop

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Are you a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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