What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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what happens every day? People die

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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