A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Paper shield.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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