Michel Moor on a die...

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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david poredos

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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