Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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THE GAME.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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