where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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