"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Carrot fingers

Womens' sports

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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