How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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give me a thumbs up

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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