- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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