What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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im at school

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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