What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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