What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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u jelly?

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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This is not a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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