Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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pauls tuck

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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