Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Bacon is delcious.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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