What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What's circular and round A circle

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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