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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What can make you pee? Liquid

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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