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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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