- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

What comes after 23? 24.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

i have two hands.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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